- satan: your favourite band are touring your country but the nearest they're playing is two hours away from you
- satan: and none of your friends want to come with you
- satan: and you happen to have no money
- satan: oh and isn't it the day before that big exam
- satan: so yeah
you’re not a real fan of god unless you read the original bible when it first came out
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(Source: baraskank)
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